Wednesday, February 04, 2004
I screwed up.
I was supposed to do a post today on the effects of lying and the such. But unfortunately, I lied about doing the experiments, so there will be no post about that today.
Sike! I just forgot. Can you forgive me? Can we take a rain check on it and I will do the test next Monday and Tuesday? Or am I just lying once again? MWAH HA HA HA HA. heh. yo.
Instead…I give you some Did you knows.
So, did you know
That I own 8 muscle man videos? They are kind of like porn except the focus is on the muscle and not on the dicks or assholes. I just love my men BIG and watching them on TV makes me blow my load over and over and over. The only catch…one of the men in my videos died last year and I still masturbate to his video. Is that necrophilia?
That I tried my first cigarette at the age of 20? I HATED it. When I turned 21 I decided I wanted to be a smoker because it would make me cooler. Now that I’ve more or less quit, I have realized that being cool is what it’s all about. I should go buy a pack after work.
That my favorite meal at McDonald’s used to be the Big Mac? I loved it for years and would get it as often as I could possibly stomach it. Now, for the first time ever, I have moved on to the Big and Tasty (of course with cheese!) and I have never been happier.
That I would rather be deaf than blind?
That I have been writing this post for the last 5 hours?
I gotta go.
SWAK!
I was supposed to do a post today on the effects of lying and the such. But unfortunately, I lied about doing the experiments, so there will be no post about that today.
Sike! I just forgot. Can you forgive me? Can we take a rain check on it and I will do the test next Monday and Tuesday? Or am I just lying once again? MWAH HA HA HA HA. heh. yo.
Instead…I give you some Did you knows.
So, did you know
That I own 8 muscle man videos? They are kind of like porn except the focus is on the muscle and not on the dicks or assholes. I just love my men BIG and watching them on TV makes me blow my load over and over and over. The only catch…one of the men in my videos died last year and I still masturbate to his video. Is that necrophilia?
That I tried my first cigarette at the age of 20? I HATED it. When I turned 21 I decided I wanted to be a smoker because it would make me cooler. Now that I’ve more or less quit, I have realized that being cool is what it’s all about. I should go buy a pack after work.
That my favorite meal at McDonald’s used to be the Big Mac? I loved it for years and would get it as often as I could possibly stomach it. Now, for the first time ever, I have moved on to the Big and Tasty (of course with cheese!) and I have never been happier.
That I would rather be deaf than blind?
That I have been writing this post for the last 5 hours?
I gotta go.
SWAK!
